我们的梦想【内涵系广告收集】广告君的内涵艺术

枸鸺槿 - 2009/8/8 23:00:00

翻看前几楼的帖子，看到以下3个马甲突然很无语
shejxx、trer43、别惹我
居然都是为开心打广告的……
然后想起最近的打广告的马甲们应该也是这位同学的吧……（有待考据……）
苦咖啡厅
hongxing
niejinlin
中国之声（泡面君……）
（怎么名字都毫无关联的呢……）
现在广告打得越来越有内涵了么……
如果能把键社相关套进来打你的广告，我就膜拜一下……
那个大便当*和小便当*的内涵贴不放进此楼还真可惜了……
嘛嘛，我又口胡了……
P.S.这位同学马甲真多……

star_xiaol - 2009/8/15 17:16:00

:onion6: 無語中~ 對某樓怨念中~

Zephyranthes - 2010/3/22 15:59:00

[strike]您请说：他那么好，让你给他当儿子去！
（逃走[/strike]

枸鸺槿 - 2010/3/22 16:01:00

最近此类广告帖都很有结构性，
可以考虑合并至土豆星的内涵系广告收集帖中
http://www.keyfc.net/bbs/showtopic-28793.aspx
嗯嗯……

水羊 - 2010/3/22 16:02:00

只能說LZ真的積壓太久.......
雖說你的語氣頗為激動，但是這問題是從小長期積壓下來
想想我自己也是這樣走過來，也是倍感感同身受
雖說我母親不會誇大的去比較，但也會挖我以前的苦事
麻，快要說到我自己了......回題，回題
LZ也年紀不小了，都當家了，依然被母親念，那真的很不好受......
還被那位.....胖墩兒? 一直比較.......
說句真心話，這樣行為真的是為孩子好嗎......唉.........

akazukin - 2010/3/22 16:07:00

最近此类广告帖都很有结构性，
可以考虑合并至土豆星的内涵系广告收集帖中
http://www.keyfc.net/bbs/showtopic-28793.aspx
嗯嗯……
枸鸺槿发表于 2010/3/22 16:01:00

这个.......... 哦难道这个是传说中北大青鸟的广告这么一说再重新看貌似是有点广告的意思...................

emofire - 2010/3/22 16:25:00

:miffy2:稍微能感觉到一点点这样的意思……这算是内涵广告了？

trjghd2 - 2010/8/2 11:06:00

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supertable - 2010/8/2 12:12:00

坐观各种各样的人。。。。。。

洛辰 - 2010/8/2 12:45:00

看的我无语死了
不可以说是非常的无奈了

紫色的路人乙 - 2010/8/2 13:20:00

广告君越来越强大了，不过他为什么不用日文，说不定更能吸引眼球

fli - 2010/8/2 13:36:00

据传:事实这些帖子都是米陈穿马甲发的(误

furukawaG - 2010/8/2 13:41:00

一回家就看见这个，真的可以说是长见识了
原来土豆星里还有这种神奇的东西
要做的事太多了~时间真是不够用啊

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水羊 - 2010/8/5 17:02:00

我居然閑的蛋疼，去調查這個.........
我不知道樓上是不是跟這些ID有關係
但是內容幾乎都一樣，而且發文時間都是今天
這麼大規模的跑動真是辛苦你了
我決定把此帖跟有內涵廣告帖合併

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fli - 2010/8/5 22:07:00

ls干得好。all4seiya注目
据帖子数量推测，他直接收入至少有4.5元

黃泉野草 - 2010/8/6 16:54:00

于是大家全部被给予“无尽流浪的土豆”称号=v=b
我要是万一无聊跑来发广告也会被扣99学分么= =
=============================================
那就是说要真的是我不明真相自己发的就死定了O^O
好可怕。。。
幸好这个主楼帖发表时我还潜在温暖的海底。。。

sharing - 2010/8/18 9:31:00

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Decorated~38324 - 2010/8/18 9:50:00

请问lz疯狂的发新主题是什么意思？
=======================
了解...
让我们看看他能撑多久...

scord - 2010/8/18 9:54:00

回應樓上，這是廣告，而1-10均是一個以廣告為本的故事
也許還有著連貫性，不過這我就沒考究了。
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好吧，剛剛嘗試著閱讀，由1開始的看...
這，真的是英文來的嗎...？
完全不關事的字語被拼上一起，還用上與表情無關的品牌來當表情...
估計是用網上的翻釋吧。

sf412530 - 2010/8/18 10:16:00

看不懂...
那到底是幹什麼的...

supertable - 2010/8/18 10:21:00

就在刚才。。一门新的语言诞生了= =

抱抱宝宝 - 2010/8/18 10:26:00

黑色音频= =？
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现在广告君也有内涵倾向了么？
看起来真有些不知所云呢...
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以上翻译来自金山快译2009Pro(Pia~
部分关键字已手动打上补丁...%>_<%
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